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Chapters: 1/1 (3204 words)
Fandom: SPECTRE (2015), James Bond (Craig movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Q, James Bond, Eve Moneypenny, Bill Tanner
Additional Tags: MI6 squad meets Eurotrash, Tanner is a drunk bean, Q and Bond bicker like the idiot children they are, and Eve Moneypenny makes sure everyone can be considered legally drunk, MI6 is basically the trashiest work place ever, Eurovision Song Contest 2016, Crack Fic
Summary:

To Q, having a rifle leveled at someone’s head in the arse end of Russia does not seem like the right moment to ask who’s winning Eurovision, but then again this is the SIS and normal is hardly part of their vocabulary.

Your local garbage man supplying you with some A-grade trash.

I’ve taken the liberty to tag people who verbally expressed their excitement on the original post @isthisrubble @mandelfather @moutonrose @potter-you-git @empress-of-books

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