Anonymous asked: For the spelling out questions: 007 (double-o Q)

00qparadise:

D: How they react to being flirted with?

When Q finally figures out the banter is flirting, he gets flustered, which makes Bond turn it into something of a game in terms of how red he can make Q. When Q flirts back, Bond flat out gets turned on.

O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?

If either one of them was in mortal danger.

U: What’s their voice like?

Since we all know what these two sound like from the films, I’m gonna change this one and add “first thing in the morning”.

When they first wake up, Bond’s voice is deep and gravely and Q finds it quite sexy. When Q first wakes up, his voice seems to be in a slightly higher pitch and - depending on how tired he is - maybe a little froggy, which Bond thinks is adorable.

B: Do they have any allergies?

Q has a tree nut allergy, and Bond pretended he was allergic to Q’s cats in an attempt to get rid of one that didn’t like him, but he just had a cold and isn’t actually allergic to bees.

L: What is their favourite board game?

Q likes most board games. Bond would rather jump out the window (but is good at chess).

E: How are they with children?

Bond’s terrible childhood makes him uncomfortable around children since he doesn’t really know how to act around them. Q gets along with kids when he needs to, but is generally not interested.

Q: Are they patient?

Q, yes. Bond, hell no.